So... you're ready to become a right-wing extremist.

Of course, we're being sarcastic. Besides, thanks to the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) and the likes of Morris Dees and Mark Potok, ANYONE even slightly to the right of Che Guevera is a racist, gun-stockpiling, militia, racist goon. Or so we've been told by the Departments of Justice and Homeland Secutiy.

Membership in the 57/75 Bns. is open to the general public. All members, however, must be vetted and may be asked to pass a general criminal background check before being allowed to participate in group events or training. We do not welcome unknown individuals to training events whom we have not had previous contact with, in order to protect our members.

Our only qualification is that you make a solid commitment of your time and resources to our group. Training, for example, doesn't work too well when no one shows up. When we have meetings or training exercises, we expect you to be there. No, we don't expect you to have a full set of gear, but there are some items you will need to acquire.

Unfortunately, there are some things that will disqualify you from membership with 57/75 Bns. Lightfoot. If you have ever affiliated with, or been an active member of an entity advocating overthrow of our government or promoting fascism, socialism or communism, you are automatically disqualified from participation. Other disqualifying factors for membership include (but are not limited to) dishonorable discharge from the U.S. Armed Forces or a felony criminal record.

For more information about becoming a member of 57/75 Bns. Lightfoot, email [info@5775lightfoot.com]